What’s with you, Uterus?

Ovaries: hey uterus, what’s with you this month?

Uterus: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Ovaries: Ummm, you’re torturing our human again.

Uterus: Am not!

Ovaries: Yes, you are. She’s in bed crying again. She’s crying and in some serious pain. Why is this happening? I’ll tell you why, because you’re being a bitch again. So spill it, and not the blood, the truth!  Why are you torturing her this time.

Uterus: I miss the Penis.  (whimpering sad crying sounds) I miss the Penis and she’s not let him visit me in so long!!! It’s her fault, and if she won’t let the penis visit, I’m going to make her BLEED!

Ovaries: You know that the penis is out of town for a couple of weeks, right? Not her fault.

Uterus: oh. He’ll be home soon, right!!??  Please say he will, I miss him! He has to come home soon, I’m going bonkers! Will be be home tomorrow??  Please, please, please say he will!

Ovaries: God I hope so, before you kill us all.


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